"Knock knock"
"Who is there?"
"The chicken."
"Chicken who?"
"The little chicken. The little chicken with little yellow feathers, and shiny yellow beak and feet and black dotty eyes."
"Tell me the password."
"Chick chick."
"OK. Come in."
"Knock knock"
"Who is there?"
"The chicken."
"Chicken who?"
"The big Chicken. The tough big chicken."
"Come on. Say the password."
"Where is my kid?"
